i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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