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Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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