I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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