did you get engaged???
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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