jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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