It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
