you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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