Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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