Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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