the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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