Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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