haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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