You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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