i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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