so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Can I color on your dick again?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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