shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This is classic penis vs brain.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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