the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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