she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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