we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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