my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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