I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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