its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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