I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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