how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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