we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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