He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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