but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
