I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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