If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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