I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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