The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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