what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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