Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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