Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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