i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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