I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
