Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I forget how to act sober
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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