I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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