Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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