need another drink. this is the easiest way
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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