She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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