Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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