Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
