you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
