so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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