it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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