that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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