Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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