arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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