i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
