How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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