i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
this hospital has no fireball
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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