I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
