never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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